Don''t expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :
With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!
Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !
The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.
Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!